A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

(via lesbian-yoda)

lwsa:

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

Me x69

saypussy-again:

Laylor text post.

lwsa:

myarmsareridiculous:

me when straight girls

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Hahahah. This technically kinda applies to me.